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Góis is a municipality of the district of Coimbra, in the central part of continental Portugal. The population in 2011 was 4,260, in an area of 263.30 km².
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Sallaumines is a commune in the Pas-de-Calais department of northern France.
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Zakaria Chichinadze was a self-educated Georgian literary critic, bibliophile, historian, and a book publisher.
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