{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
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A Belgian bun is a sweet bun containing sultanas and usually topped with fondant icing and half a glace cherry. Some recipes also include lemon curd.
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
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Tony Soulié is a French artist working in painting, printmaking, sculpture, installation art and photography.
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