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{"type":"standard","title":"Jessica Collins","displaytitle":"Jessica Collins","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q286512","titles":{"canonical":"Jessica_Collins","normalized":"Jessica Collins","display":"Jessica Collins"},"pageid":915674,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Jessica_Collins_1.jpg/330px-Jessica_Collins_1.jpg","width":320,"height":353},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Jessica_Collins_1.jpg","width":2593,"height":2857},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1213623919","tid":"c24baa4c-e1b9-11ee-b5ad-7e6b17ecdba1","timestamp":"2024-03-14T04:17:24Z","description":"American actress (born 1971)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Collins","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Collins?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Collins?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jessica_Collins"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Collins","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Jessica_Collins","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Collins?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jessica_Collins"}},"extract":"Jessica Collins is an American actress. She is best known for portraying Dinah Lee Mayberry on the ABC soap opera Loving (1991–1994) and Avery Bailey Clark on the CBS soap opera The Young and the Restless (2011–2015), for which she won a Daytime Emmy. She also starred as Meredith Davies on Fox's Tru Calling, and appeared in recurring and guest roles in many other shows.","extract_html":"
Jessica Collins is an American actress. She is best known for portraying Dinah Lee Mayberry on the ABC soap opera Loving (1991–1994) and Avery Bailey Clark on the CBS soap opera The Young and the Restless (2011–2015), for which she won a Daytime Emmy. She also starred as Meredith Davies on Fox's Tru Calling, and appeared in recurring and guest roles in many other shows.
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